PRESENTING Oink Ink’s Dead Radio
Contest Winners

Here you will find the secret to life after death without the hassle of stale hosts and smelly, low-proof altar wine. For the 8th consecutive year we’ve managed to breathe life into a script that was wrongly slaughtered. However, this year also marks a departure. For the first time in the history of the contest the winning script is not humorous. In fact, it’s downright depressing. Ruined my whole day. But that’s what our esteemed, Paxil-deprived judges liked about it. It’s well-written, it’s compelling and, so, it took the prize.